HAVING YOUR TODDLER LOCK YOU IN THE WARDROBE

Because New Zealand celebrates acts of stupidity by publishing articles in the newspaper and television news.

HONE HARAWIRA

Because, apparently, all white people are m*****f*****s.

STUDYLINK

Because having a really speedy online application means asking you only a couple of questions at a time, then having really long load times.

OBESITY IN AMERICA

They sell cookie cereal in supermarkets. What do they expect?

GLEE (The TV programme)

Disappointing.