HAVING YOUR TODDLER LOCK YOU IN THE WARDROBE
Because New Zealand celebrates acts of stupidity by publishing articles in the newspaper and television news.
HONE HARAWIRABecause, apparently, all white people are m*****f*****s.
STUDYLINKBecause having a really speedy online application means asking you only a couple of questions at a time, then having really long load times.
OBESITY IN AMERICAThey sell cookie cereal in supermarkets. What do they expect?
GLEE (The TV programme)Disappointing.
RELIGIONBecause people need an excuse to conduct wars and human rights abuses.
AUCKLAND CITYBecause cities don't need to have a night life.